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Maya Angelou may very well be correct when she says people will forget things that were said, but here's the great thing about computers: They don't forget, and this section will prove that true.

Update: 17 April 2016 - It took a few hours but text has been pared down by almost 25% by discarding irrelevant material. (e.g. Dimix freestyle rap battle chatter) We're under 900KB of text now. Makes for a fun weekend. Hopeful the final form will be under 500KB so that it is much more suitable for publishing. Progress is ongoing.

I think even my dusty old phone which hasn't seen daylight in three years will remember things quite clearly.

What an age we live in.

I had almost forgotten about the hilarious NSFW screenies from WoW. There's so much to choose from. I'll get around to those some day.

Update: 2 December 2014 - I seem to have underestimated the amount of text I have to sift through. There's over 1MB of text during the relevant time period. Since I'm doing this in my spare time, this could take a while.

This is just some temporary content until I figure out what I want to do with the formatting.

i will have to experiment on kannalalalala first

Emily Zenner, 08 Aug 2011 02:18:52

Good to know.

i had suggested going into dc and looking at stuffs but that was when he had originally phrased question as meeting up and doing lunch or something then he said dc at night to look at monuments and that could be ~romantic~

Emily Zenner, 08 Aug 2011 04:02:55

cognitive dissonance. did i use the right term? (23 Aug 2011 20:10:05)

why are you using it

Emily Zenner, 23 Aug 2011 20:10:47

It's a textbook case that has Emily Zenner scratching her head. That's rich coming from a psych major.

we hung out with zinef last night! turns out he works in dc. zinef was saying he was smoochy with a gurl in malaysia and he was ready to go see her and everything and then she said no. he was sad then he said she was 31 and this was when he was like 20 so i think it worked out for the best for him

Emily Zenner, 24 Sep 2011 18:03:11

Patronizing Emily Zenner makes another appearance. Insinuate that what she was doing would be best for me, because someone else, sometime in the past, was trying to get involved with someone, on the OTHER side of the globe. What was best for Christopher Santero, Emily? Was that what you were doing? When were you going to start? Were you doing so already?

Zinef was contacted for his thoughts on Emily Zenner taking that line and spin on his story, given the context between I, Emily Zenner, and Christopher Santero. Zinef did not respond. It would have been an interesting answer.

I had not forgotten what Emily Zenner had said to me in the previous weeks. I knew Christopher Santero lived several hundred miles away from her. I was fully aware of how much and what had already happened.

Given that, attempting to take that line with me when all three of us are the same age and live in the same time zone was an insult to me and my intelligence, and I took it as such.

each time you tell me one thing and do the opposite. you're doing it over and over. you tell me a distance relationship wouldnt work but you get into one anyway. (24 Sep 2011 18:07:39)

i am not trying to

Emily Zenner, 24 Sep 2011 18:08:24

What was she not trying to? Tell me one thing while she went out and did the exact opposite? Doing that over and over? Getting into a distance relationship? Emily Zenner, crisis skillfully avoided.

you tell me you're not in relationship but you are (24 Sep 2011 18:08:31) [Note: Christopher Santero even said so after day one]

i don't know

Emily Zenner, 24 Sep 2011 18:08:43

Christopher Santero seemed pretty sure after seeing her once but Emily Zenner would have me believe she didn't know!

i am not lying to you

Emily Zenner, 24 Sep 2011 18:38:35

Emily Zenner's actions said otherwise.

have you even looked at the paperwork to move ot canada

Emily Zenner, 25 Sep 2011 14:06:50

Note: Apparently she hadn't actually looked at anything. She was just trying to preemptively save us both from the nightmare of paperwork. Thank you for saving me from that nightmare! Emily Zenner: so caring, so considerate.

It was the latest invention pulled out of her hat in an attempt to stick something to the wall. A red herring to distract from her previous (quite evident by now) lies about not wanting to get involved with anyone in LDR. No worries. For thinking I was that stupid, I took it as another personal insult.

ur the only one i can be truthful with

Emily Zenner, 25 Sep 2011 19:13:48

yes why would you want to interact with me when there is no possibility of getting any. obviously i was using you for kicks until someone better came along. no emotional connection at all

Emily Zenner, 18 Oct 2011 13:48:21

Why was Christopher Santero interacting with her? Why would anyone want to interact with her? To derive entertainment from her masterfully crafted subtle sarcastic jabs. Fact or Fiction: Emily Zenner Edition is one deep rabbit hole. Trying to figure out when she's telling the truth versus when she's lying would keep anyone occupied until the end times.

so what are the goals between u two then (19 Oct 2011 02:20:28)

he has more goals than i do

Emily Zenner, 19 Oct 2011 02:20:53

Emily Zenner did not answer the question. Another dodge. Quelle surprise.

he is comfortable in some ways you are not but you have long term comfort

Emily Zenner, 13 Nov 2011 16:37:21

Part 2 in the near future: Emily Zenner and the Road to Damascus